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One more nail in the coffin of Rolling Stone's cultural significance

fp1979-rolling-stone-zacI’ve defended Rolling Stone on this blog in the past; their features on both music and politics are some of the best out there. But someone has got to talk to their reviews department.

Back in the day (or at least the mid-90s) Rolling Stone reserved the fifth star in their reviews rankings for only the rarest occasions – mainly reissues of already acknowledged classic albums. But in recent years, the coveted fifth star has been bandied about like a tootsie roll on Halloween. You can almost predict which records will be bestowed with an increasingly meaningless five-star review. Bands and singers who could be considered RS’s bread and butter cover artists can almost be guaranteed to get them including Beastie Boys’ To the 5 Boroughs, Bruce Springsteen’s Working on a Dream and Mick Jagger’s 2001 solo album Goddess in the Doorway. Its hard to argue that any of these three records match the quality of their creators peak material (and it could be argued Mick Jagger never really had a creative peak as a solo artist).

The latest installment in this critical embarrassment is U2′s No Line on the Horizon a record that has almost universally underwhelmed critics and fans alike. But for some reason, Rolling Stone’s normally reliable David Fricke gave the album a five star review calling it “their best, in its textural exploration and tenacious melodic grip, since 1991′s Achtung Baby.” The review is just another nail in the coffin of Rolling Stone’s cultural significance.

Jim Derogatis once wrote of his time working in the Rolling Stone review department in his book Milk It! He recalled the time he was forced to give Hootie and Blowfish’s sophomore record three stars since they were going to be on the magazine’s cover the next month. Writing about the incident eventually got him fired.

He also mentioned a sign in the office that read “Three stars means never having to say your sorry.” Maybe Rolling Stone should pay attention to its own advice.

Dr Hook – “Cover of the Rolling Stone”

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Dance Party USA – Nine Inch Nails style

nine_inch_nails_12This video, unearthed by media gossip site Gawker of all places, shows Nine Inch Nails performing on some American Bandstand bastardization back while promoting Pretty Hate Machine, probably sometime in 1989. Along with being absolutely ridiculous, it shows two things: how closely related dance and industrial music are and were at the time and just how out-of-step with the mainstream Nine Inch Nails were. Obviously Trent’s label at the time, TVT, had no idea how to promote the band. Trent Reznor was at one time considered one of the most important figures in music. And while he continues to push boundaries with new marketing and distribution models, it would be nice to see him stretch himself musically, so he might once again seem so out of place in the mainstream.

“Down In It” – live on Dance Party USA

"The Patchwork Past of Blind Willie Johnson" online comic

blindwillie1I was just sent a link to this online comic from Melee Comics that tells the life of the famous blues singer Blind Willie Johnson. As some of you may know, the most recent charity compilation from the Red Hot Organization, Dark Was the Night is named after the Blind Willie Johnson tune “Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground,” and a cover version of that tune by Kronos Quartet is included on the double disc set. I recently spoke with Bryce Dessner of the National for Exclaim! about the record. Bryce,  along with his brother and bandmate Aaron produced the compilation. I’d highly recommend checking out The Patwork Past of Blind Willie Johnson by Ben Dewey – it’s only half a dozen pages long and Blind Willie Johnson has influenced everyone from Bob Dylan to Jack White.

Blind Willie Johnson – “Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground”

30 Rock gets re-imagined as an 80s sit-com

This has very little to do with music, but its too good to pass up. It was made by one of the staff writers at Macleans. It really makes you realize how far the genre’s been pushed over the last decade, and thank God for that.

30 Rock Re-tooled

New Yeah Yeah Yeahs – "Heads Will Roll"

Another track from the forthcoming Yeah Yeah Yeahs record It’s Blitz has made its way onto the Internet. Again, pretty dance floor friendly. Maybe trio finally got sick of seeing their friends scoring dance-floor bangers (though that did all go down about five years ago). Still Karen O would make a wicked disco-diva. And hey, does anybody know what happened to that solo record she apparently had in the can? Wasn’t that supposed to come out two years ago? Well whatever the case, eat your heart out Diana Ross.

If the video link is dead (which will probably happen in about five minutes), you can stream it here.

Ben Folds (indirectly) responds to Torq Campbell's (fake) call out

benfolds2Last night Ben Folds played an excellent set at the Kool Haus here in Toronto. He and his four piece band delivered a slew of stuff from his latest record Way To Normal including a pair of the leaked fake tracks while mixing in a lot of old favourites like “Alice Childress,” “Philosophy,” “Annie Waits” and a phenomenal version of “Army.” Having never seen Folds back in his heyday with The Five, I was obviously stoked. Good times had by all.

UPDATE: YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE SET LIST HERE

During the set, Ben took a minute to discuss some controversy that had been stirred up earlier in the day. While on Laurie Brown’s CBC Radio 2 show, he described Do Make Say Think/Broken Social Scene member Charles Spearin‘s new record The Happiness Project as “bad spa music.” Someone claiming to be Torq Campbell from Stars, and using Stars myspace page then wrote a blog post calling folds a MOR has-been, a hipster and an asshole all for just not digging a record. Folds wanted to clear things up last night, explaining that he actually meant the “bad spa music” quip as a compliment and that he actually quite liked the Charles Spearin track Brown played. Further he said that anyone whose writing on blogs about the debacle should (and yes, I do see the irony in me writing about this) “write a politician or something.” He made no mention of Campbell specifically though he did cite the pitchfork post about the blog post.

Anyway, to further complicate matters, today Campbell issued a statement explaining that he never wrote the original blog post and that Stars myspace page had been hacked. They’ve since changed the password he says.

So to recap, Folds never insulted anybody and Campbell didn’t write an angry rant about the non-insult. If anything came of this it’s that a whole lot of people now know who Charles Spearin is. You can get a good sense of the whole debacle by reading the P4K post here.

Ben Folds Five – “Army”

New Yeah Yeah Yeahs – "Zero"

yeah-yeah-yeahs-its-blitzHoly snick-snack-skadoodliak kids. YYYs finally dropped the first single from their forthcoming (and as far as I’m concerned eagerly anticipated) record It’s Blitz.  It’s got a cool electro-vibe without sounding like every other dance-punk band out there and of course it’s got Karen O wailing away. What it doesn’t have is much guitar which will no doubt further piss of those who fell in love with Nick Zinner’s wicked-spastic guitar playing on Fever to Tell and were disappointed with how reigned in he was on Show Your Bones. And hey, I would certainly count myself as one of those people. But I was also soooo impressed by the level of songwriting on the YYYs last record that I was willing to let the guitar thing slide – if Zinner himself can, then why can’t the rest of us? Anyway, the fan vid from youtube has been removed, so if you want to hear “Zero” you can check out the group’s myspace.

YYYs – Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (Ramones cover)

Radiohead pairs with Marching band for best. Grammy performance. ever.

Did you see the Grammy’s? Lame, I know. Still we got that killer performance of “Swagger Like Us” with the most pregnant woman in the world and this “don’t even try to be as good as us cause you will fail miserably” performance of In Rainbows opener “15 Step” from Thom York and Johnny Greenwood. To avoid listening to Gwyneth Paltrow skip ahead to the 57 second mark. See it again for the first time.

Thom Yorke, Johnny Greenwood and the USC Marching band – “15 Step”

Blink-182 Reunite!

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Well, the Grammy’s may blow but at least it brought Blink 182 back together for the first time in four years. The trio announced rather unenthusiastically tonight that they are going to be making music together again. I guess +44 and Angels and Airwaves rather lackluster success or Travis’ brush with death really made them focus on what’s important – making a shit load of money.

Still, their tune “Dammit” basically soundtracked my last three years of high school and Enema of the State was blasting out of every other dorm room in my first year at UVic so I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for the pop-punkers. Glad to have you back kids.

“Dammit”

“Man Overboard”

“Always”

“Not Now”

Is the new U2 track a lame Bob Dylan rip?

As I’ve previously mentioned on this blog, the new U2 track “Get On Your Boots” blows. But during U2′s rather drab Grammy performance tonight (which despite mega-efforts is turning out to be the usual snore fest), it was pointed out to me that the verses from No Line On the Horizon‘s lead single bear a striking resemblance in rhythm and tone to Bob Dylan‘s immortal “Subterranean Homesick Blues.” Of course, Dylan did it better. Dig it…

U2 – “Get On Your Boots”


The future needs a big kiss
Winds blows with a twist
Never seen a moon like this
Can you see it too?

Night is falling everywhere
Rockets at the fun fair
Satan loves a bomb scare
But he won’t scare you

Hey, sexy boots
Get on your boots, yeah

You free me from the dark dream
Candy floss ice cream
All our kids are screaming
But the ghosts aren’t real

Here’s where we gotta be
Love and community
Laughter is eternity
If joy is real

Bob Dylan – “Subterranean Homesick Blues”


Johny’s in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I’m on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he’s got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It’s somethin’ you did
God knows when
But you’re doin’ it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin’ for a new friend
The man in the coon-skip cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten.

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin’ that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone’s tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the DA
Look out kid
Don’t matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don’t try, ‘No Doz’
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows.

Get sick, get well
Hang around an ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin’ to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write Braille
Get jailed, jump bail Join the army, if you failed
Look out kid
You’re gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin’ for a new fool
Don’t follow leaders
Watch the parkin’ meters.